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well? can he????

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you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Is this guardians of the galaxy

merlsemrys:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Is this guardians of the galaxy

"No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg."

Anonymous  (via sweetfilthpig)

Things men don’t understand #28464

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this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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Really Important Person #1298: Chris Tucker

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Really Important Person #1298: Chris Tucker

"The saddest thing in the world is wearing a damp bra."
Midori Kobayashi, Norwegian Wood (via pachipachiko)

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"—Dime más cosas bonitas.
—Me gustas, Midori.
—¿Cuánto?
—Me gustas como un oso en primavera.
—¿«Un oso en primavera»? —Midori volvió a levantar la cabeza—. ¿Qué es esto? ¡«Un oso en primavera»!
—Imagina que paseas sola por un prado y se te acerca un osito con la piel aterciopelada y unos ojazos. De pronto el osito te dice: «¡Buenos días, señorita! ¿Quiere usted rodar conmigo?». Entonces tú y el osito os pasáis el día entero rodando abrazados por una ladera sembrada de tréboles. Es bonito, ¿no?
—Muy bonito.
—Pues a mí me gustas tanto como eso."

Haruki Murakami - Tokio Blues (Norwegian Wood)

-I really like you, Midori. A lot.”
-How much is a lot?
 -Like a spring bear, I said.
-A spring bear? -Midori looked up again-. What’s that all about? “A spring bear!”.
-You’re walking through a field all by yourself one day in spring, and this sweet little bear cub with velvet fur and shiny little eyes comes walking along. And he says to you ‘Hi, there, little lady. Want to tumble with me?’ So you and the bear cub spend the whole day in each other’s arms, tumbling down this clover covered hill. Nice huh?.
-Yeah. Really nice.
-That’s how much I like you.

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